Complacency makes for shitty blogging; Volatility and despair make for awesome blogging. Which is why I’m going to strip down naked and lie in the backyard until I get pneumonia or think of something rad to write about.
In other news, for those of you into Google Analytics, here is a screenshot of all the traffic Where’s Wetzler? has received since its inception:
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As you can see, the line starts off looking something like the plains of Eastern Montana before, thanks to The Stranger, spiking into a gorgeous peak which, if you squint just right, kind of resembles Mount Baker. It then drops dramatically into a fertile lowland not unlike that of the Skagit Valley, and if you look hard enough you can just make out a couple of tulip fields near La Connor. But do not despair, faithful reader: Shit is going to look like Nepal in a few months.
This I promise you.
-Wetzler
p.s. Instead of the whole naked thing (not to let you down), I’m actually going to sit back and relax, put on “For What it’s Worth” by Buffalo Springfield, and gaze at the snow falling on the hemlock outside my window. I strongly suggest you do the same.
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